April 8th is the day. You haven't even started searching for receipts, much less started preparing your taxes. What do you do? Don't panic - procrastinate and throw a PANIC PARTY! Invite everyone over at the last minute. Run around like a frenzied maniac serving burned hors d'oeuvres (to trigger the smoke detector), shots of espresso, and Red Bull. Generally try to make everyone more nervous than usual. Party favor? Nicotine patches for everyone!
PANIC PANIC PANIC. Screw what Hitchhikers Guide says!
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